So, you want to know a little more about me, huh?  OK...proceed at your own risk.  In here I get to bare my soul, so to speak, giving the world a glimpse into what makes me tick.  Gee, this sounds rather intrusive already!  What?  This isn't the page you were looking for?  If you insist on leaving, click HERE to go back to our home page.  Otherwise, read on to get the scoop.
How did you end up at Calvary Temple?  We came to Birmingham in 1991 after I got out of the Air Force.  While finishing up my degree at Lee University, my wife lived here to be near her family and we ended up staying here because the pastor at Calvary Temple hired me as the Minister of Education.  When he retired 10 years later, I became the pastor. 
Where are you from?  Everyone asks me that and I never know how to answer.  You see, my dad was in the Air Force and we lived all over the world.  I've lived in various states in New England, Louisiana, and all over the southeast and even the Philippines.  I'm from nowhere and everywhere, how's that for an answer?
What's up with the "JoeCool" thing?  Ever since I was a kid, Snoopy has been kind of a hero of mine.  He's the ultimate "cool" dude.  Snoopy kind of lives outside the box.  He doesn't subscribe to the normal dog expectations.  How many dogs do you know that talk to birds, shoot down the red baron and play baseball?  I don't like to be confined to the box of conformity either.  Sometimes my imagination runs away...and I chase after it.  Who wrote the rules on what "normal" is anyway?  If you are looking for a pastor that fits the mold of a typical pastor, keep looking.  I'm allergic to molds.  Who wants to be a moldy pastor?
What's your theological position?  What?  This page is for other kinds of info.  Check our doctrinal page.  Next question!
What's your favorite food?  Ahh...that's more like it!  I love seafood!  Oh yeah, and steaks.  Wait, I love veggies too...corn straight from my garden-now that's good eating!  It's hard to grow corn in suburbia.  I've thought about plowing up the power company easement next to our house, but the neighbors might not like that too much.  Let's not forget skittles- isn't that one of the major food groups?  I haven't met too many foods I don't like.  I guess that's because my parents exposed me to so many different kinds of food growing up.  I didn't always like everything they gave me - like liver - but I did learn to develop a broad palate.  Let's hope I don't develop a broad waist!
What do you do with your free time?  Free Time, I get free time?  Nobody told me that!  I thought preachers were supposed to pray for 12 hours, study for 12 hours and visit people for 12 hours...I know, that's 36 hours.  Amazing how much we can get done in a day, isn't it!  Let's face it, if I don't get some free time, I'm going to get moldy, so here's what I like to do.  I love to spend time with my family.  I have an amazing wife and two great kids.  They are pretty much the center of my world (other than Jesus, of course).  When we get to do something fun together, we love to be outdoors.  That is, unless it's 104 in the shade with humidity at 110%.  (Come to Alabama, you'll understand)  Anything outdoors is fun for me.  I love fishing, hiking (my wife isn't crazy about that one, but she tolerates it well) camping, swimming, snorkeling, etc.  Vacations for us include the beach or the mountains.  Jan prefers the beach, I prefer the mountains.  But we can't really go wrong either way.  
Also, I have to confess an addiction here.  I've become hooked on sudoku puzzles.  I just love trying to figure those things out.  I like to read.  The Bible is number one, but I also read other stuff too.  (remember, no mold)  I like Popular Mechanics and Popular Science magazines and fortunately I have a great source.  One of our church members let's me read his when he's done with them.  I like National Geographic too.  Science and nature are two of my favorite hobbies.  What, you didn't know those were hobbies?  I like to bowl, but give me a pair of binoculars and a swamp and I'll be busy for hours.  I thought about being a veterinarian until the Lord called me into ministry.  Now I study nature and science and use them for sermon illustrations.  It's God's world and it makes a good illustration for God's Word.  
I'm also an amateur photographer and videographer.  Some of my videography can be seen at my YouTube site.  I also finally put some photographs on the web, which you can see here.  I'll be adding to that later.
Alabama or Auburn?  That's easy - The Atlanta Braves!  Come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for a politically loaded question like that, do you?  Besides, I'm more of a baseball fan than football.  When I grew up in Maine as a kid, I began to watch the Boston Red Sox (still a huge fan, by the way).  When we moved south, I started to follow the Braves.  If by some weird kind of miracle the Braves and the Sox ever played together in the world series, I don't know what I would do.  Probably have to root for the Red Sox.
What kind of music do you listen to?  Here's another area where I have a broad palate.  Most of the stuff I listen to these days is Christian music, but I like so many different styles of music.  Some of my favorites include The Newsboys, Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, Toby Mac, Jars of Clay, Hillsong, Salvador, Reliant K, Delirious?, Mercy Me, etc.  I also enjoy classical and jazz.  Anything by Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Gershwin, John Williams, etc. My sons are both musicians and I love to play a few instruments myself.  Just another hobby I enjoy.
What about movies and TV?  Hmm...that's a tough one.  I love movies.  Cars has been on the top of my list for a while now.  I like anything Pixar makes. I'm a scifi fan, so anything to do with space is definitely on my list.  I like Star Wars, Star Trek, 2001, etc.  The Lord of the Rings was excellent, as were the books (I've read them twice).  I'm not much into thrillers.  I'm not crazy about sad movies either.  I like comedy, so anything that gives me a good laugh is great.  It's just getting harder to find funny movies that are also clean enough to watch.  Again, the science and nature thing fits in here.  I'm just as happy watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon as I am a documentary on string theory (that's physics).  Planet Earth has got to be one of the best documentary series I've ever seen.  And I love TV shows like Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs or Man Vs. Wild.  And let's not forget the best TV show ever made:  The Andy Griffith Show!  Just nip it in the bud!
Well, I guess that's enough.  If you want to know more about me, feel free to come to church.  We can go to lunch and eat seafood and I'll tell you everything you want to know...well almost everything!  If you really want to see what's in my heart, listen to some of my sermons.  That's the real deal.  I love Jesus and I have the greatest job in the world.
God Bless,
Pastor Joe 

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